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Pedophile Less Interested The More He Views 13-Year-Olds MySpace Profile | The Onion – Americas Finest News Source.

“I’m used to getting involved with younger, less mature women, but she’s got the sense of humor of an 8-year-old,” Sanderson said. “I can’t bring myself to pretend to like 50 First Dates, even to establish a base of shared interests, build rapport, and eventually earn her complete trust.”

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