A Day in the Life of the Modern San FranciscanPosted: 2011/08/02
I’ll Google something weird. I’ll wonder why so many other people are Googling that. I’ll know, because when I entered it into Google, it finished my sentence. People are funny. Wait, now I’m creeped out by how smart Google is.
Friend Fred sent this to me because he thought it sounded way too much like my life.
AS IF FRED! I would never wash my hair in the morning (that would take WAY too long; in fact, I really only night shower). I actually loathe twitter, and, my iPhone (THREE, thank you very much) has been held together with clear packing tape for about 4 months now.
Ok, half the other shit is spot on though. I am a delicious half-stereotype. I am okay with this.
Pretty hilarious post, and fuck why didn’t I bring my fucking jacket?!?!?!?