Fancy Mattress, Complete With Afterbirth Stains, For Sale On CL (via Jezebel)

P.S. One cosmetic detail… Although there are some slightly noticeable afterbirth stains on one side of the mattress (see bottom picture), they have been thoroughly sanitized and are also shaped like a heart. This could be a romantic addition for anyone looking to add that extra spark to your love life. Placenta/bloodstains easily covered by your favorite linens.

via Fancy Mattress, Complete With Afterbirth Stains, For Sale On Craigslist.

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