Yabba Dabba Dick Clark

Is America’s oldest teenager even older than we thought? Like millenia old? Because Dick Clark owns what is clearly one of Bedrock’s finer mansions. Even the landscaping has that Flintstonesy feel. The listing for the Malibu house is not at all revealing, unfortunately–it doesn’t list an architect, year built, or square footage, but it does say the house has one bedroom and two bathrooms and sits on nearly 23 acres of land. Soooo…are the fixtures mastodon or mammoth? Asking price is $3.5 million. Drop us a line if you know any more.

via What is Up With Dick Clark’s Flintstones-Style House in Malibu? – Celebrity Real Estate – Curbed LA.

I cannot decide if this is crazy or crazy cool. Well… only having one fucking bedroom in a place that costs 3.5 mill is just stupid. Someone hates houseguests even more than I do, apparently.



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