“Impossible To Tell If Frazzled Woman In Walgreens Uniform Going To Or Coming From Work”

I say this a lot, but this is easily one of my favorite Onion articles….

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NEW YORK—Local pedestrians told reporters Thursday morning they were unable to discern whether the agitated, uniform-clad woman smoking a cigarette on a city sidewalk was on her way to work at a nearby Walgreens or returning home from a night shift there. “Wow, she’s either just had a really shitty day at work at Walgreens or she knows one is coming,” office worker Kenneth Turner said moments after he passed the bleary-eyed, slump-shouldered woman on a street not far from the 24-hour drugstore. “She looks beaten down and is sighing heavily, but I can’t tell if that’s because she has just stood under fluorescent lights while being berated by angry customers for eight hours straight, or is about to.” At press time, witnesses confirmed the woman had uncontrollably burst into tears, a development that did nothing to shed any light on the situation.

via Impossible To Tell If Frazzled Woman In Walgreens Uniform Going To Or Coming From Work | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

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