Love, Liz Lemon style

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On online dating

“We met on K-Date, it’s the dating section on the Kraft Foods website.” —Floyd (4.16)

On dating vocabulary

“Lovers…oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza.” —Secrets and Lies (2.8)

On Valentine’s Day

“Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I’ll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine’s Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette.” —Anna Howard Shaw Day (4.13)

On what we’re all really looking for

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“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching “Lost.” And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame, and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed – like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms, like a damned Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me. Even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.” —Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (4.17)

 

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