Punxsutawney Phil + capital punishment + bored lawyer

or dead groundhog hogging ground.. burial ground.. something something.. I’m tired.

Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing

The indictment, filed by Butler County Prosecuting Attorney Michael Gmoser, alleges that on or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.

[…]

What’s in store now for Phil? Pending an extradition hearing, Gmoser says it’s curtains for the little guy, suggesting that the penance for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.

“Since he’s already serving a life sentence behind bars, as you know. There wasn’t much left as far as a penalty other than a death sentence,” added Gmoser.

 

via Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing by Butler Co. – FOX19.com-Cincinnati News, Weather & Sports.

 

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