Stephen Colbert pays tribute to Boston in touching monologue

STEPHEN COLBERT’S TOUCHING TRIBUTE TO BOSTON

Before we begin, I just want to take a moment to talk about the attack in Boston yesterday.’

Obviously our thoughts and our prayers are with everybody there and as the president said, we don’t know who did this but they will be found and they will be brought to justice.’

But whoever did this did obviously did not know s about the people of Boston, because nothing these terrorists do is going to shake them.

‘For Pete’s sake, Boston was founded by the pilgrims – a people so tough they had to buckle their goddamn hats on. It is the cradle of the American revolution. A city that withstood a 86 year losing streak [picture of the Boston Red Sox]. A city that made it through the Big Dig, a construction project that backed up traffic for 16 years. I mean, there are commuters just getting home now.’

Even their bands are tough. It’s the hometown of Aerosmith who, in their fifth decade, are still going strong. Even Steven Tyler looks fantastic – for a 73-year-old woman.’

But here’s what these cowards really don’t get, they attacked the Boston marathon, an event celebrating people who run 26 miles on their day off until their nipples are raw – for fun. And they have been holding it in Boston since 1897. And do you know how tough you have to be to run in a whalebone corset?’

And when those bombs went off there were runners who after finishing a marathon kept running for another two miles to the hospital to donate blood.’

So here’s what I know. These maniacs may have tried to make life bad for the people of Boston. But all they can ever do is show just how good those people are.’

via Stephen Colbert pays tribute to Boston in touching monologue after marathon bombings | Mail Online.

Perfectly done, Colbert.

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