The study of adjective order

It is a lovely warm August day outside, and I am wearing a green loose top. Does the second part of that sentence sound strange to you? Perhaps you think I should have written “loose green top.” You’re not wrong (though not entirely right, because descriptivist linguistics): An intuitive code governs the way English speakers order adjectives. The rules come so naturally to us that we rarely learn about them in school, but over the past few decades language nerds have been monitoring modifiers, grouping them into categories, and straining to find logic in how people instinctively rank those categories.

via The study of adjective order and GSSSACPM..


check out SlideRule & learn learn learn

SlideRule’s reach is extensive and covers many popular education providers, like Codecademy, Khan Academy, Udemy, and MIT Open Courseware. You can browse by provider or through subjects like Computers & Technology, Business & Economics, and Law. SlideRule also has a review system so users can rate courses and help you avoid the ones that aren’t worth your time. The service is fairly new so there isn’t an overabundance of reviews yet, but as more people use it, the review system will get better. Start searching for online classes by checking the link below.

via SlideRule Searches for the Best Online Courses in Any Category.

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xkcd: Before the Internet

 

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It totally was not worth it.


Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation

New York, August 23, 1976: “The ‘Me’ Decade and the Third Great Awakening.” Tom Wolfe opened this story with a sobering account of some kind of Los Angeles thing in which a couple hundred people got together and pressed “the reset button” on something that really bothered them, and for one lady, that thing was hemorrhoids. “In her experience lies the explanation of certain grand puzzles of the 1970s, a period that will come to be known as the Me Decade.”

via Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation – Elspeth Reeve – The Atlantic Wire.

Duh. Every day is me day.


Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing ‘B.A. In Communications’ On Résumé – The Onion

this hurts so good..

bold is mine – brilliance is theirs

SEATTLE—Calling his résumé “exceptional” and “like nothing we’ve ever seen,” the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called 22-year-old job applicant Corey Wilhelm immediately after noticing he had a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications, sources confirmed Wednesday.

Wilhelm’s résumé, which was e-mailed to the firm in regards to an entry-level job opening, was reportedly forwarded to the highest levels of the company, after which executives scrambled to contact the 2012 University of Washington graduate and offer him the position.

“A Bachelor of Arts? In communications? I mean, where did this kid come from?” said HR director Robert Bradshaw, who, after seeing Wilhelm’s impressive 3.20 cumulative GPA, walked the résumé directly into the company president’s office and said, “We must hire this person immediately.” “I mean, not only did Corey manage to get into the University of Washington School of Communication right out of high school, but—get this—he then graduated with a degree in that very field. A Bachelor of Arts, no less. Rare and gifted is all I have to say.”

“Jesus Christ,” Bradshaw continued, “his résumé says he minored in History, too. We really have to move fast if we want to snag this guy.”

According to Bradshaw, Wilhelm’s thorough education in varied subjects such as public speaking and radio broadcasting, compounded with his relatively consistent position on the UW Dean’s List, makes him “one of the best—if not the best—job applicant the company has ever had.”

In addition, Wilhelm’s formidable career experience, which includes two summers working the reception desk at his father’s realty company, a semester-long editorial internship at the luxury magazine Seattle Metropolitan, and two years of involvement with his student newspaper The Daily reportedly blew Bradshaw out of the water.

Impressed and admittedly intimidated company sources went on to confirm that Wilhelm had also completed four years of high school Spanish.

“I don’t know how this is possible, but it says he has experience in Word, Excel, and PowerPoint on both PC and Mac,” said sales developer Brenda Juarez, explaining that she had to do a double take after reading the line in Wilhelm’s cover letter explaining that he had “both professional and personal experience on multiple social media platforms.” “And on top of it all, he’s taken the classes Introduction to Communication, Writing for Mass Media, and Interpersonal Communication. I mean, this guy’s on a different plane altogether.

“Honestly, he might even be overqualified to work here,” Juarez continued.

According to the firm’s co-founder Vince Tiller, the company is not only willing to offer Wilhelm the entry-level position for which he applied, but literally any job he wants, just so long as he brings his expertise in singing for his college a capella group and doing his bi-monthly radio show “Wilhelm Wednesdays” to the company.

“When you’re dealing with somebody like Corey—somebody with a B.A. in Communications—you have to remember that this is the type of guy who goes out there and takes what he wants,” said Tiller, adding that he’ll never know what it’s like to have the world on its knees like Corey Wilhelm. “Keep in mind, on top of everything he accomplished in school, he somehow found time to perform in the campus theater group.”

“With his skills, it’ll only be a matter of time before he’s coming for my job,” Tiller added.

Sources later confirmed that Brink & Tiller had already presented Wilhelm with an initial offer of $275,000 per year. However, the recent college graduate reportedly made a counter offer of $350,000 plus a $50,000 signing bonus, which company management has said it will excitedly accept.

via Company Immediately Calls Job Applicant Upon Seeing ‘B.A. In Communications’ On Résumé | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.


Bay Bridge finally gets some respect

*Seriously watch the video below!!*

The San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge “is the Rodney Dangerfield of bridges,” as our friends at KQED say. While the Golden Gate gets respect and tourists, the Bay Bridge simply does its job. But the humble span will shine Tuesday, thanks to 25,000 light-emitting diodes.

The white lights will form patterns that continuously morph and move across the bridge’s span, or slide up or down its supports. The Bay Lights project is the work of artist Leo Villareal, who uses diodes like pixels to create scenes of mesmerizing fluidity…

 

via Artist Prepares To Light Up San Francisco’s Bay Bridge Like Never Before : The Two-Way : NPR.

 

I’ve never heard of the Bay Bridge being called the “Rodney Dangerfield of bridges,” but that’s hilarious. I *do* respect you Bay Bridge. You let me live in SF while going to school in Berkeley, and how else would I get to IKEA? ❤