Would you go back to a dentist who thinks birds are mammals?
LOL & that is so not a Missed Connection..
“but especially medical people”
New York, August 23, 1976: “The ‘Me’ Decade and the Third Great Awakening.” Tom Wolfe opened this story with a sobering account of some kind of Los Angeles thing in which a couple hundred people got together and pressed “the reset button” on something that really bothered them, and for one lady, that thing was hemorrhoids. “In her experience lies the explanation of certain grand puzzles of the 1970s, a period that will come to be known as the Me Decade.”
Duh. Every day is me day.
I can’t remember the last time I had a savings account. Or savings. I should probably try to win the lottery and/or die young.
“The first draft of everything is shit.”– Ernest Hemingway
“Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains information for three minutes; unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.” – Will Self
“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”– Mark Twain
“Don’t take anyone’s writing advice too seriously.”– Lev Grossman
Always remember to ask yourself… what would John Waters do??
“If you’re not sure you could love your children, please don’t have them, because they might grow up and kill us.”
“[F]or all the neurotics who may have felt a little blue one day and were unfairly diagnosed and overly medicated before they could even try to talk out their problems, I have some advice. It’s appropriate to be depressed sometimes. Who wants to be ‘even’ day after day? If you just killed three people in a DWI accident, you should feel bad. If your whole family molested you in a giant basket on Easter morning, you have a right to be grumpy every once in a while. But feeling down can make you feel up if you’re the creative type. The emotional damage may have already been done to you, but stop whining. Use your insanity to get ahead.”
Oh! I just remember the story about some band picking up a hitchhiking John Waters in Ohio… so don’t always do what John Waters does.
& some of his amazing follow-up questions:
& I laughed about this forever. I really wish I had said it 😦
10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet
L: Sheesh, somebody tell L that the ’80s are over.
m: Talk about ostentatious. Why not just add a third hump, Your Majesty?
K: This is fucking ridiculous.
What letter do YOU think needs to check itself?
At What Age Should You Talk To Your Kids?
Sunday Magazine • kids • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•13 • Mar 29, 2013
Perfect as always, Onion.
Thank you for being a pro-gay marriage friendddd
Golden Girls forever. God, I love this show.