‘Question for everyone but especially medical people’

Would you go back to a dentist who thinks birds are mammals?

via Question for everyone but especially medical people – m4w.

 

my nightmares

 

LOL & that is so not a Missed Connection..

“but especially medical people”

 


Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation

New York, August 23, 1976: “The ‘Me’ Decade and the Third Great Awakening.” Tom Wolfe opened this story with a sobering account of some kind of Los Angeles thing in which a couple hundred people got together and pressed “the reset button” on something that really bothered them, and for one lady, that thing was hemorrhoids. “In her experience lies the explanation of certain grand puzzles of the 1970s, a period that will come to be known as the Me Decade.”

via Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation – Elspeth Reeve – The Atlantic Wire.

Duh. Every day is me day.


Saving’s for losers

via http://www.nataliedee.com/070313/these-are-all-good-points.jpg

I can’t remember the last time I had a savings account. Or savings. I should probably try to win the lottery and/or die young.

Love love love Natalie Dee forever (& Married to the Sea & Toothpaste for Dinner & ALL)


life tip: do not ever ever ever ever act like this ever

I wanted to write a corny title like “she really puts the NUTS in DONUTS” but really I cannot stop thinking about how much it would suck to have been one of the employees 😦

via Lady at Dunkin Donuts Goes Crazy Over Receipt – YouTube.

This is pretty much the most insane overreaction to anything I’ve seen. I cannot believe this happened because THEY DID NOT GIVE HER A RECEIPT THE NIGHT BEFORE. Seriously. That was what caused this.

Favorite quote: “I’m about to nuke your whole fucking planet from Mars.” <<  WHAT?

Okay, I need to look at some kitten pictures… hold on..

k1

Okay… that definitely helps a bit.

k2

Ah! Finally breathing more steadily. Thanks, snuggle kitten.

k3

ACK NO!!! TOO SOON!!!!

k5

It’s okay kitten. It is not your fault.

k6

I’m glad we made up.

godly-kitten1

KITTENS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.


Writing Tips from Famous Authors

“The first draft of everything is shit.”– Ernest Hemingway

also, you should totally hang out with cats

“Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains information for three minutes; unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.” – Will Self

“Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
– Mark Twain
“Don’t take anyone’s writing advice too seriously.”
– Lev Grossman

WWJWD?

Always remember to ask yourself… what would John Waters do??

“If you’re not sure you could love your children, please don’t have them, because they might grow up and kill us.”

“[F]or all the neurotics who may have felt a little blue one day and were unfairly diagnosed and overly medicated before they could even try to talk out their problems, I have some advice. It’s appropriate to be depressed sometimes. Who wants to be ‘even’ day after day? If you just killed three people in a DWI accident, you should feel bad. If your whole family molested you in a giant basket on Easter morning, you have a right to be grumpy every once in a while. But feeling down can make you feel up if you’re the creative type. The emotional damage may have already been done to you, but stop whining. Use your insanity to get ahead.”

via John Waters’ 10 Best Pieces of Advice for Functional Freaks – Flavorwire.

Oh! I just remember the story about some band picking up a hitchhiking John Waters in Ohio… so don’t always do what John Waters does.

maybe they had candy?

maybe they had candy?


I’d hire this guy

YOU WISH YOUR RESUME WAS THIS KICKASS

& some of his amazing follow-up questions:

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& I laughed about this forever. I really wish I had said it 😦

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via: Hippest Resume You Have Ever Seen.

that's right.

that’s right.


elle-em-en-o-pee

10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet

L

L: Sheesh, somebody tell L that the ’80s are over.

m

m: Talk about ostentatious. Why not just add a third hump, Your Majesty?

k

K: This is fucking ridiculous.

via 10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

 

What letter do YOU think needs to check itself?

WELL FUUUUHCK YOU, F!

WELL FUUUUHCK YOU, F!


a question every parent will face

At What Age Should You Talk To Your Kids?

Sunday Magazine • kids • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•13 • Mar 29, 2013

via At What Age Should You Talk To Your Kids?– the ONION

Perfect as always, Onion.


Thank you for being a pro-gay marriage friendddd

Thank you for being a pro-gay marriage friendddd

Golden Girls forever. God, I love this show.

 

via Thank you for being a pro-gay marriage friendddd | lisa bright & dark.