NASA’s Night View of Cleveland

I grew up in Cleveland. I can easily say this is the prettiest picture I’ve seen of it.. and taken from the appropriate distance one should stay from Cleveland (JK GUYS, settle down, Drew Carey blah blah blah, loving/hating Lebron, weird EERF Stamp..)

NASA – Night View of Cleveland.


“out of the ash/ I rise with my red hair/ and I eat men like air”

Today marks the 50th anniversary of Sylvia Plath’s untimely death.

sylvia50

 

VIA http://lisabrightanddark.wordpress.com/2013/02/11/741/


CRAPPY TAXIDERMY

 

 

via CRAPPY TAXIDERMY.

Easy peasy way to make your day better.


McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do

‘The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do’ by Colin Nissan

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WRITE EVERY DAY

Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals. Because that is what writing is all about.

DON’T PROCRASTINATE

Procrastination is an alluring siren taunting you to Google the country where Balki from Perfect Strangers was from, and to arrange sticky notes on your dog in the shape of hilarious dog shorts. A wicked temptress beckoning you to watch your children, and take showers. Well, it’s time to look procrastination in the eye and tell that seafaring wench, “Sorry not today, today I write.”

FIGHT THROUGH WRITER’S BLOCK

The blank white page. El Diablo Blanco. El Pollo Loco. Whatever you choose to call it, staring into the abyss in search of an idea can be terrifying. But ask yourself this; was Picasso intimidated by the blank canvas? Was Mozart intimidated by the blank sheet music? Was Edison intimidated by the blank lightbulb? If you’re still blocked up, ask yourself more questions, like; Why did I quit my job at TJ Maxx to write full-time? Can/should I eat this entire box of Apple Jacks? Is The Price is Right on at 10 or 11?

LEARN FROM THE MASTERS

Mark Twain once said, “Show, don’t tell.” This is an incredibly important lesson for writers to remember; never get such a giant head that you feel entitled to throw around obscure phrases like “Show, don’t tell.” Thanks for nothing, Mr. Cryptic.

FIND YOUR MUSE

Finding a really good muse these days isn’t easy, so plan on going through quite a few before landing on a winner. Beware of muses who promise unrealistic timelines for your projects or who wear wizard clothes. When honing in on a promising new muse, also be on the lookout for other writers attempting to swoop in and muse-block you. Just be patient in your search, because the right muse/human relationship can last a lifetime.

HONE YOUR CRAFT

There are two things more difficult than writing. The first is editing, the second is expert level Sudoku where there’s literally two goddamned squares filled in. While editing is a grueling process, if you really work hard at it, in the end you may find that your piece has fewer words than it did before. Which, is great. Perhaps George Bernard Shaw said it best when upon sending a letter to a close friend, he wrote, “I’m sorry this letter is so long, I didn’t have time to make it shorter.” No quote better illustrates the point that writers are very busy.

ASK FOR FEEDBACK

It’s so easy to hide in your little bubble, typing your little words with your little fingers on your little laptop from the comfort of your tiny chair in your miniature little house. I’m taking this tone to illustrate the importance of developing a thick skin. Remember, the only kind of criticism that doesn’t make you a better writer is dishonest criticism. That, and someone telling you that you have weird shoulders.

READ, READ, READ

It’s no secret that great writers are great readers, and that if you can’t read, your writing will often suffer. Similarly, if you can read but have to move your lips to get through the longer words, you’ll still be a pretty bad writer. Also, if you pronounce “espresso” like “expresso.”

STUDY THE RULES, THEN BREAK THEM

Part of finding your own voice as a writer is finding your own grammar. Don’t spend your career lost in a sea of copycats when you can establish your own set of rules. If everyone’s putting periods at the end of their sentences, put yours in the middle of words. Will it be incredibly difficult to read? Yes it will. Will it set you on the path to becoming a literary pioneer? Tough to say, but you’re kind of out of options at this point.

KEEP IT TOGETHER

A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital. The truth is, it’s demons that keep a tortured writer’s spirit alive, not Tootsie Rolls. Sure they’ll give you a tiny burst of energy, but they won’t do squat for your writing. So treat your demons with the respect they deserve, and with enough prescriptions to keep you wearing pants.

via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: The Ultimate Guide to Writing Better Than You Normally Do..

*I bolded whatever I felt like. McSweeney is amazing, as always.


matchbook- adorable blog alert

 

The book: The Hidden Reality by Brian Green.

The first sentence: “If, when I was growing up, my room had only been adorned with a single mirror, my childhood daydreams might have been very different.”

The cover designer: Abby Weintraub

The bathing suit: Mare One Piece by Missoni. $534.

 

via MATCHBOOK. bikinis meet their match.
Okay, you win, this idea is too cute. Kudos!


“After the war…”

 

via Married to the Sea


Spreadsheet Enthusiast Weekly

According to Reddit, some guy designed these bizarrely hilarious decoy covers to keep people from stealing his magazines. We had no idea magazine theft required such desperate measures, but if that’s the case, keep it up, US Weekly bandits. Our only question is, if these are all phony, how do you explain our uninterrupted 20-year subscription to Cockhandler Magazine?

The above was my favorite.  Check out the link for more cleverness 🙂

Man Designs Fake Magazine Covers | Happy Place.


lego-my-hair

LEGO people are notorious for having stiff, plastic hair. Although that’s not something human beings usually strive for, that’s exactly what these women got. Design firm Elroy Klee created hair out of LEGOs.

The project was dubbed Mindplay: bricks on me and features photography by Niki Kits-Polman and Ebo Fraterman, and make-up by Esther Dijkman.

I think it’s certainly an interesting experiment in fashion, but I wish they’d gone even further. Try some up-dos, pony tails, or even braids. Would you rock a LEGO wig for a day?

Design Firm Creates Striking LEGO Wigs.

I want to like this, but.. hmm.


“Imagine in your mind a pooping butt…”

 

Three Word Phrase, by Ryan Pequin.


The Most Beautiful Train Stations in the World

 

In 1972, Pulitzer Prize-winning author, and The New York Times’ very first architecture critic, Ada Louise Huxtable observed that “nothing was more up-to-date when it was built, or is more obsolete today, than the railroad station.” A comment on the emerging age of the jetliner and a swanky commercial air travel industry that made the behemoth train stations of the time appear as cumbersome relics of an outdated industrial era, we don’t think the judgment holds up today — at all. Like so many things that we wrote off in favor of what was seemingly more modern and efficient (ahem, vinyl records and Polaroid film), the train station is back and better than ever. So, we’re taking the time to look back at some of the greatest stations still standing.

From New York’s grande dame of a terminal to a station complete with its own indoor rainforest to the home of the world’s most luxurious train, the Orient Express, here’s our roundup of the most beautiful train stations in the world.

via Flavorwire » The Most Beautiful Train Stations in the World.

Absolutely gorgeous.