Every Outfit Shelley Long Wears in Troop Beverly Hills

VIA Every Outfit Shelley Long Wears in Troop Beverly Hills, Ranked.

I’m not 100% on all the commentary, but I am 110% that TBH is forever and Shelley Long is amazing.

Fantastic post idea.


yes plz

via daria.jpg (JPEG Image, 500 × 516 pixels).


don’t be an alligator agitater

 

via Creased Comics – betterlife.


good day to go sailing..

Become the first person to ever own a t-shirt with a sailboat on it.

via Men’s Good Day To Go Sailing, If You’re a Dick T-Shirt, Funny Sailing Tee, Good Day To Go Sailing, If You’re a Dick Tee at The Onion Store.


“Has anyone in this family ever even SEEN a chicken?”

The Arnold family definitely knows what’s up.

via http://thirdanddelaware.tumblr.com/post/286916215/s5e25


Black cat casting call

via Wb4Qi.jpg (JPEG Image, 520 × 782 pixels) via LIFE Magazine (quick & easy assumption)

This is so awesome that it actually discourages my common instinct to go research the hell out of everything.  I’d rather just lay here and think of all the possibilities (although as soon as I made up the title, I worried that I actually already guessed it)..

My other initial thoughts: meeting of women who love black cats association (WWLBCA) / just a totally fucked up coincidence/ bring your black cat to work day/ holy shit this had better not be some black-cats-are-devils-let’s-collect-and-kill-them…. oh great, I’ll never sleep now.

ACK but the leashes! How to explain those???  Teach your black cat to walk like a dog seminar? Ladies who lunch with black cats? Ah, with leashes?

Black cats (sung to the tune you probably don’t know, “Black Socks”)

Blllllack catttts

They never get dirty!

Sometimes you think you should wash them-

But then you think maybe, not yet. Not yet. Not yet.

I had a wonderful all-black cat that I named Lucky when I was around 6.  I thought that was pretty much the height of cleverness.  Adult me would be all “LUCKY!! GET IT!?? BLACK CATS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNNNN-LUCKY!!!! I’M SO CRAZY YOU GUYS!”

Oh crap.  I was more mature two decades ago.  That can’t be a good sign.


Accidental Chinese Hipsters

 

Remember the Magic Eye Puzzle Granny? This is her American counterpart, Color Blindness Test Granny. If you can’t read the backwards number seven in the above photo, then you have to go to the doctor. Here again is abundant proof that older Chinese folks can be our fashion mentors.

Hughster got this photo in NYC’s Chinatown and noted that while it’s hard to see, she is in fact wearing a “Football Is Life” hat.

via Accidental Chinese Hipsters.

This blog is pretty golden.