“Life was simpler when cats had eyebrows”
Posted: 2016/12/01 Filed under: advice, art, cats duh, good idea, humor Leave a commentThis grim kitty single-handedly dismantled the patriarchy.
via 23 Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings That Will Speak To Your Soul
If you ever need to retrieve your severed penis from a cat (or, I guess, any severed penis), apparently fish will do the trick.
is it a f-ing baby wheeel?
Posted: 2015/09/23 Filed under: awesome person, events, humor | Tags: aquarium, boston, fish, swearing is cool Leave a commentNSFW as it contains 5 billion curses. God bless this guy. I keep playing this in the background and can’t stop giggling.
“That’s a tuner bro! Jay, that’s a tuner or something. Jay, look at it. Come on. Oh man, Jay, let’s pull it in dude. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING THING. OH MY GOD. HO-LY SHIT. OH MY GOD, man. We are seeing some shit we ain’t never seen before…”
Source: Michael Bergin
Pictures of People Scanning QR-codes tumblr
Posted: 2015/06/19 Filed under: humor, technology Leave a commentPictures of People Scanning QR-codes.
2016 candidate logos
Posted: 2015/06/18 Filed under: design, humor, pizza party, politics | Tags: 2016, candidate, gotham, logo, president Leave a comment“HER LAST NAME IS NOT EVEN USED ONCE”
& more! all funny.
via via via> The 2016 U.S. Presidential Candidates’ Logos, Ranked. | Observer.
GLUTEN FREE MUSEUM
Posted: 2015/04/12 Filed under: art, humor, media | Tags: art, gluten free Leave a commentvia GLUTEN FREE MUSEUM.
Broad City
Posted: 2015/01/25 Filed under: awesome person, golden girls, humor, media, obsessed Leave a commentAnd what about offscreen—has success changed the two?
Jacobson: “Ilana has become pretty much a diva. She has a lot of assistants, but she doesn’t know their names. . . . She never takes the subway anymore. She won’t take the stairs. Not even an escalator…. And when someone doesn’t recognize Ilana? She lets them have it.”
Glazer: “Abbi has changed. She has those sneakers with the wheels on the heels and now she only slides places. . . . And she also wears wigs. She shaved her head and she doesn’t want to give that to America.”
via Broad City’s Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer | Vanity Fair.
I’m obsessed with this show and these magnificent ladies right now.
Sedaris: Long Way Home
Posted: 2014/07/23 Filed under: awesome person, books, humor | Tags: citizen, david sedaris, owl Leave a commentHugh and I spent weeks in the summer of 2007 studying. During that time, I learned the difference between the House of Lords and the House of Commons. I learned that in 1857 women in the U.K. won the right to divorce their husbands. I learned that people below the age of sixteen cannot deliver milk in the U.K., but I don’t think I learned why. It was just one of those weird English injustices, like summer.
Before taking the real test, I took the fake ones provided at the back of the study manual. “What is the traditional meat served for Christmas dinner?” was one of the questions. Another was “How might you stop young people playing tricks on you at Halloween?” It was multiple-choice, and possible answers included “call the police” and “hide from them.”
via Long Way Home – The New Yorker.
a little Sedaris for all
just bearly hanging in there
Posted: 2014/06/01 Filed under: cats duh, humor, slow news day Leave a commentAfter knocking over people’s bins in the search for food in the area of Daytona Beach, Florida, a black bear walked into one of the resident’s gardens and sat comfortably in their hammock.
“He got in the hammock like he was a tourist or something, then something spooked him and he ran right back there,” said Vincent James, the owner of the hammock, to news station Wesh Orlando.
“Then half an hour later I come back and I saw there he is in the hammock again.”
BTW, amazing title guys
hamster pizza party
Posted: 2014/05/11 Filed under: cats duh, food, good idea, humor Leave a comment
Hamster Eats Tiny Pizza, Kevin Durant’s MVP Speech, and More Viral Videos – The Daily Beast.