police blotter: woman claims she keeps seeing cleaning women
Posted: 2014/01/19 Filed under: awesome person, crazy crazy crazy, events, I want, media, missed connections Leave a commentWoman claims she keeps seeing cleaning women: North Royalton Police Blotter
SUSPICIOUS PERSON, ROYALTON ROAD: A woman reported about 10 a.m. June 2 that three or four women, ages 25-30, came to her house the day before to clean.
The problem was that they never left. In fact, they were coming and going to the house as if they lived there.
To make matters worse, the woman said, when she tried to touch the cleaning women, they would disappear.
via Woman claims she keeps seeing cleaning women: North Royalton Police Blotter | cleveland.com.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys, listen.
YOUGUYS.
Who ya gonna call? GHOST DUSTERS.
(nailed it)
9 Things Introverts Do All The Time
Posted: 2013/12/16 Filed under: awesome person, hobby, humor, missed connections, the Onion | Tags: mark ruffalo Leave a commentOther introverts enjoy writing, which is why they send Mark Ruffalo three letters a day, except Wednesdays when they send him seven because that’s the day of the week he was born on.
via 9 Things Introverts Do All The Time | The Onion – America\’s Finest News Source.
‘Question for everyone but especially medical people’
Posted: 2013/11/12 Filed under: advice, awesome person, chicken dance, good idea, humor, missed connections | Tags: bird, craigslist, dentist, mammal, medical people, missed connections Leave a commentWould you go back to a dentist who thinks birds are mammals?
via Question for everyone but especially medical people – m4w.

my nightmares
LOL & that is so not a Missed Connection..
“but especially medical people”
Excerpts from Vanilla Ice’s Wikipedia Page
Posted: 2013/04/29 Filed under: art, awesome person, books, events, hobby, humor, I want, media, missed connections | Tags: a book I can't find, bucky, juggalo, leaf tattoo, lyricism evolvolution, mc Hammer, pancho, Pickin Scabz, teenage mutant ninja turtles, van winkle, vanilla ice, wallaroo Leave a commentExcerpts from Vanilla Ice’s Wikipedia Page, Offered Without Comment: by Sarah Marshall
1. Van Winkle married Laura Giaritta in 1997; they have two daughters, Dusti Rain (born 1998) and KeeLee Breeze (born 2000). Van Winkle is a Juggalo and a vegetarian.
2. Van Winkle’s pet wallaroo, Bucky, and pet goat, Pancho, escaped from his Port St. Lucie, Florida home in November 2004. After wandering around local streets for over a week, the animals were caught and returned to Ice.
3. On February 27, 2009, Van Winkle performed as part of a joint performance with MC Hammer in Orem, Utah called “Hammer Pants And Ice,” which featured 24 dancers and a full choir.
4. In 1993, Ice toured Eastern-Europe again and premiered songs off his upcoming album in St. Petersburg, Russia in front of President Boris Yeltsin.
5. Van Winkle branched out into the film industry with an appearance in the film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, which he later called “one of the coolest experiences” of his career.
6. While his fame in the United States had severely dropped, Ice continued performing to sold out crowds in his 1992 world tour, playing in South America, Europe, Australia and Asia, premiering new songs like “Get Loose,” “The Wrath,” “Now & Forever,” “Where the Dogs At? (All Night Long),” “Minutes of Power” and “Iceman Path.”
7. In 2009, Van Winkle started filming a reality television series called The Vanilla Ice Project which premiered on DIY Network on October 14, 2010. The season is focused on renovating a house in Palm Beach, Florida with each episode dedicated to a different room in the house. In 2011, Van Winkle published a book on the subject, Vanilla Ice Project – Real Estate Guide on how to succeed in real estate.
8. Van Winkle decided that it was time to change his lifestyle. As a symbol of his attempt to begin anew, he got a tattoo of a leaf on his stomach.
9. In late 1995, Van Winkle set up a recording studio in Miami and joined a grunge band, Pickin Scabz. The name was set to reflect Van Winkle’s career and how he was healing from his suicide attempt and that he was now “picking up the pieces.
“10. After a performance in Acapulco, the city honored Van Winkle with a medal that represented “all the respect and admiration to [Van Winkle’s] music and to [him] as an artist from the Mexican people.”
11. In December 2011, Van Winkle played Captain Hook in the Chatham, Kent Central Theatre pantomime production of Peter Pan, a role that previously belonged to Henry Winkler.
12. Ice’s lyricism evolved with him.
via http://thehairpin.com/2013/04/excerpts-from-vanilla-ices-wikipedia-page-offered-without-comment
I bolded some of my favorites. I wish I could have triple bolded #12. A Juggalo/vegetarian combo? Amazing. Also, Juggalo rhymes with wallaroo (okay, not really at all, but get over it), and I have no idea what these critters look like.
TELL ME GOOGLE IMAGES..
& BRB, gotta go to Amazon & get a copy of that book from #7…
What the hell. They only have Ice by Ice: The Vanilla Ice Story in His Own Words. THIS IS A TRAVESTY (although now I kind of want that one too, but still). I can’t believe my most beloved Amazon failed me. Hmm, maybe they have some wallaroos I can buy.
At least I found some Ice + TMNT action: