Man Caught Outsourcing His Own Job To China

not-working

It’s really, really weird that more people don’t do this. BTW, that guy should start his own company.

READ: Man Caught Outsourcing His Own Job To China So He Can Look At Cats All Day | Happy Place.


wtfnasa?

What the fuck has NASA done to make your life awesome?

via wtfnasa?.

Go there & GO NASA!


My Professional Resume

 

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“The ‘Busy’ Trap” – NYTimes

Idleness is not just a vacation, an indulgence or a vice; it is as indispensable to the brain as vitamin D is to the body, and deprived of it we suffer a mental affliction as disfiguring as rickets. The space and quiet that idleness provides is a necessary condition for standing back from life and seeing it whole, for making unexpected connections and waiting for the wild summer lightning strikes of inspiration — it is, paradoxically, necessary to getting any work done. “Idle dreaming is often of the essence of what we do,” wrote Thomas Pynchon in his essay on sloth. Archimedes’ “Eureka” in the bath, Newton’s apple, Jekyll & Hyde and the benzene ring: history is full of stories of inspirations that come in idle moments and dreams. It almost makes you wonder whether loafers, goldbricks and no-accounts aren’t responsible for more of the world’s great ideas, inventions and masterpieces than the hardworking.

via The ‘Busy’ Trap – NYTimes.com.

 


QUOTE FROM MAN STABBED:

This is 100% perfect internet.

Also, since I felt like tagging this as advice: do NOT say this to someone who seriously may stab you.


Spreadsheet Enthusiast Weekly

According to Reddit, some guy designed these bizarrely hilarious decoy covers to keep people from stealing his magazines. We had no idea magazine theft required such desperate measures, but if that’s the case, keep it up, US Weekly bandits. Our only question is, if these are all phony, how do you explain our uninterrupted 20-year subscription to Cockhandler Magazine?

The above was my favorite.  Check out the link for more cleverness 🙂

Man Designs Fake Magazine Covers | Happy Place.


The Vanilla Ice Project: Official Vanilla Ice Real Estate Show

via The Vanilla Ice Project: Official Vanilla Ice Real Estate Show on DIY |.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS/ YOU’RE WELCOME.


“God, Pablo, You’re the Worst”

via God, Pablo, You’re the Worst – Funny Facebook Status Messages and Facebook Fails.

As someone who may or may not be in love with Dominoes (shut up), this killed me.

Also, MY Oscar would NEVER drop my pizza. But kudos to Pablo for honesty.


48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old

 

via 48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old.

Shoot. That did work.


“maybe if you didn’t have a stupid mac..”

via Toothpaste For Dinner – 3,500+ comics by Drew – Updates daily at midnight.

I work mostly with macs and enjoy them but absolutely HATE participating in the mac/pc debate.  People get so ridiculous.  I love my laptop, but I do not want to fight in its name.  This made me giggle, and yes, it would still work if it said “PC” so I don’t wanna hear it.