“Wendy’s Wants Consumers To Know It’s Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage” – The Onion

DUBLIN, OH—Responding to Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy’s recent controversial admission of the company’s donations to antigay groups, a statement from competing fast food chain Wendy’s let consumers know Monday that it has long supported same-sex couples and only harbors strong objections to interracial marriage. “It’s important that Wendy’s customers know our restaurant proudly stands by the right of all Americans to marry whomever they choose, so long as it isn’t someone of a different race,” said spokeswoman Jenna Knox, adding that while Wendy’s has always backed pro-gay legislation, it found miscegenation “an abominable offense to God’s will.” “Just like our founder Dave Thomas, we dream of living in an America where two loving people of the same sex can freely wed, provided of course that both people are also of the same race, and that no black, Asian, Latin American, or other non-European heritage is allowed to de-purify the white racial bloodline.” Following the Wendy’s statement, executives from Jack in the Box confirmed that they too had always supported gay rights and the Holocaust never happened.

via Wendy’s Wants Consumers To Know It’s Fine With Gays, Disapproves Of Interracial Marriage | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

The Onion has seriously been so wonderful this last year. A+++ y’all.

I bolded the last line because it made me snort a little.


BUT THE BIBLE SAYS… oh

via Marriage According to the Bible Infographic | Gay Blog | Gay News.

I love infographics (especially fuck-you infographics)


These Are Definitely The Greatest Wedding Photos Ever (buzzfeed)

These Are Definitely The Greatest Wedding Photos Ever: Pics, Videos, Links, News.

 

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