“The 21 Most Useless College Majors For Pugs, From Fashion Design To Boat Operating”

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All of these have been determined using a complicated algorithm comprised of the following criteria: Pug satisfaction, dog treat earnings, and projected belly rubs. Oh yeah, you should check out the Daily Beast’s human most useless college major rankings here.

The 21 Most Useless College Majors For Pugs, From Fashion Design To Boat Operating.

Haha.  I read the Daily Beast article yesterday that they are referencing.  I love this so much more than people just bitching in the comments about how their degree is, in fact, very useful.

I still like to tell people that I majored in “getting a degree from Berkeley.”  It’s fairly close to true.