McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Reasons Women Aren’t Funny.

Women usually test out their sets of bad date and period jokes on their 14 cats, a notoriously easy-to-please audience.

via McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: List: Reasons Women Aren’t Funny..

Shoot, my cats hate my material. I thought they were just trying to toughen me up. On to Plan B, I GUESSSSSS [note: can do a Plan B/period joke here!!!!][you’re right, that joke is already not funny][neither are most dick jokes][whatever, you would totally be a bad date]

AMIRITE

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