Let’s trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle

Let’s trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle –
Why don’t we get awesome shows like this?  Stupid America.

Holy Crap, these SuperPoke Pet People are Pissed

Bloody Thursday: Google Deadpools All Slide Products Except One | TechCrunch.

EDITED 4/27…

Okay, I have no idea what Superpoke Pets are (some facebook game or something?) but the comments on this article are fucking hilarious NOT FUNNY AT ALL SORT OF

Okay, I’m sick of people actually caring about this blog.  It’s not a real thing.  People never stumble on it, and that was never my intent.
Sorry you guys got fucked over.

Stereotype World



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My favorites: stupid penguins, shit is all fucked up, and bjork.  And others.


Passer-by pushes suicide jumper

Passer-by pushes suicide jumper – World news – Asia-Pacific – China – msnbc.com.

I know I read about this forever ago, but what a dickface.

Diamond Planet of the Day – TDW Geeks

Diamond Planet of the Day – TDW Geeks.

Diamond Planet of the Day: Astronomers say they’ve discovered a planet with a pressure so high that its carbon has crystallized, turning it into an actual diamond.

I love the daily wh.at.

Also, my engagement ring would have to be that big for me to even think about ever getting meowwied.

Fancy Mattress, Complete With Afterbirth Stains, For Sale On CL (via Jezebel)

P.S. One cosmetic detail… Although there are some slightly noticeable afterbirth stains on one side of the mattress (see bottom picture), they have been thoroughly sanitized and are also shaped like a heart. This could be a romantic addition for anyone looking to add that extra spark to your love life. Placenta/bloodstains easily covered by your favorite linens.

via Fancy Mattress, Complete With Afterbirth Stains, For Sale On Craigslist.


ask the bitches: new bitch on the block

q: i am relatively new in my town and am looking….