boat had it coming

A 26-year-old Brunswick man was arrested about 5 a.m. this morning after he climbed aboard the River Queen and damaged equipment in the boat’s wheelhouse, Savannah-Chatham metro police are reporting.

William Cole was first noticed by a passing cab driver, Tim Irish, who heard a commotion along Rousakis Plaza. As he swung a flashlight around the area, he saw a shirtless man yelling atop the uppermost deck of boat….

He told officers “the boat had angered him because of the way it was looking at him.”

via Brunswick man charged with vandalizing Savannah’s River Queen | savannahnow.com.

"Who, me?"

“Who, me?”


Twitter / rare_basement: “my only flaw is..”

flaw

via Twitter / rare_basement: my only flaw is i talk literally ….


‘Professional sobbers’ who charge £45 to attend strangers’ funerals and pretend to mourn

Trend originated in China and Middle East but has now spread to UK too

Grieving relatives worried that their loved ones will not attract enough mourners at their funeral can now bump up the numbers by hiring ‘professional sobbers’.

A growing number of people are hiring out their services at £45 for a two-hour ceremony – and as well as attending the funeral they will weep and talk to friends of the deceased.

via ‘Professional sobbers’ who charge £45 to attend strangers’ funerals and pretend to mourn | Mail Online.

This concept blows my mind.

Dawson would be great at this

Dawson would be great at this

Also very relevant (skip to about 1:30): Nick Swarson + John Stamos funeral


O-F-F

Police said the women then started pushing and swinging at each other. At some point during the fight, Johnson bit off part of Harris’ right ring finger.

Johnson told police, “I bit it off. O-F-F. Off and spit it out in the front yard.”

“I don’t know what to say. I mean I’m really shocked,” neighbor Kevin Williams said.

via Bartlett woman accused of biting off neighbor’s finger – Action News 5 – Memphis, Tennessee.

Maybe at least that finger is in a better place now :(

I hope that finger is in a better place now..

 

Oh and BTW: new favorite Google Image search = finger face

 


GPOY

12 gemma correll | Pleated-Jeans.com.


Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’ (Onion)

Moreover, when Attorney Cooper said that gay marriage could harm the moral fabric of the country and hurt the institution of marriage, Associate Justice Sotomayor asked, “What are you even talking about?” while Justice Anthony Kennedy reportedly muttered, “You got to be fucking kidding me,” under his breath.

via Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

nailed it..


Punxsutawney Phil + capital punishment + bored lawyer

or dead groundhog hogging ground.. burial ground.. something something.. I’m tired.

Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing

The indictment, filed by Butler County Prosecuting Attorney Michael Gmoser, alleges that on or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.

[…]

What’s in store now for Phil? Pending an extradition hearing, Gmoser says it’s curtains for the little guy, suggesting that the penance for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.

“Since he’s already serving a life sentence behind bars, as you know. There wasn’t much left as far as a penalty other than a death sentence,” added Gmoser.

 

via Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing by Butler Co. – FOX19.com-Cincinnati News, Weather & Sports.