boat had it coming
Posted: 2013/03/29 Filed under: awesome person, events, hobby, humor, idiots, slow news day, so weird | Tags: boat, look, savannah, shirtless man Leave a commentA 26-year-old Brunswick man was arrested about 5 a.m. this morning after he climbed aboard the River Queen and damaged equipment in the boat’s wheelhouse, Savannah-Chatham metro police are reporting.
William Cole was first noticed by a passing cab driver, Tim Irish, who heard a commotion along Rousakis Plaza. As he swung a flashlight around the area, he saw a shirtless man yelling atop the uppermost deck of boat….
He told officers “the boat had angered him because of the way it was looking at him.”
via Brunswick man charged with vandalizing Savannah’s River Queen | savannahnow.com.
Twitter / rare_basement: “my only flaw is..”
Posted: 2013/03/28 Filed under: awesome person, humor, I want | Tags: flaw, talk, twitter Leave a commentvia Twitter / rare_basement: my only flaw is i talk literally ….
GPOY
Posted: 2013/03/27 Filed under: cats duh, I want Leave a comment12 gemma correll | Pleated-Jeans.com.
Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’ (Onion)
Posted: 2013/03/27 Filed under: advice, humor, politics | Tags: 2013, gay marriage, obvious, really guys, supreme court, who cares Leave a commentMoreover, when Attorney Cooper said that gay marriage could harm the moral fabric of the country and hurt the institution of marriage, Associate Justice Sotomayor asked, “What are you even talking about?” while Justice Anthony Kennedy reportedly muttered, “You got to be fucking kidding me,” under his breath.
via Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.
nailed it..
Punxsutawney Phil + capital punishment + bored lawyer
Posted: 2013/03/22 Filed under: cats duh, events, humor, media, politics, slow news day | Tags: bill murray, Butler county, dealth penalty, don't drive angry, Gmoser, groundhog, indictment, my home state, Ohio, Punxsutawney Phil, slow news day Leave a commentor dead groundhog hogging ground.. burial ground.. something something.. I’m tired.
Punxsutawney Phil indicted for false informing
The indictment, filed by Butler County Prosecuting Attorney Michael Gmoser, alleges that on or about February 02, 2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with
prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.[…]
What’s in store now for Phil? Pending an extradition hearing, Gmoser says it’s curtains for the little guy, suggesting that the penance for such a misrepresentation should be the death penalty.
“Since he’s already serving a life sentence behind bars, as you know. There wasn’t much left as far as a penalty other than a death sentence,” added Gmoser.
Bay Bridge finally gets some respect
Posted: 2013/03/04 Filed under: academics, art, awesome person, design, events, media, technology | Tags: Bay Bridge, Berekely, bridge, IKEA, installation, Leo Villareal, light, light show, new, npr, pixels, Rodney Dangerfield Leave a comment*Seriously watch the video below!!*
The San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge “is the Rodney Dangerfield of bridges,” as our friends at KQED say. While the Golden Gate gets respect and tourists, the Bay Bridge simply does its job. But the humble span will shine Tuesday, thanks to 25,000 light-emitting diodes.
The white lights will form patterns that continuously morph and move across the bridge’s span, or slide up or down its supports. The Bay Lights project is the work of artist Leo Villareal, who uses diodes like pixels to create scenes of mesmerizing fluidity…
via Artist Prepares To Light Up San Francisco’s Bay Bridge Like Never Before : The Two-Way : NPR.
I’ve never heard of the Bay Bridge being called the “Rodney Dangerfield of bridges,” but that’s hilarious. I *do* respect you Bay Bridge. You let me live in SF while going to school in Berkeley, and how else would I get to IKEA? ❤