Man Deeply Suspicious After Insurer Covers Prescription Without Hassle

GAS CITY, IN—Taking for granted that his employer’s insurance would not cover the cost of his prescription antibiotics, local man Aaron Lasser was reportedly left deeply suspicious Thursday after being told by the pharmacist his plan had in fact paid for the medication in its entirety. “I went into CVS naturally assuming I’d have to pay at least 30 bucks out of pocket, but then the guy at the pharmacy counter said I was all set,” said a baffled Lasser, who added that, after looking down at the receipt for $0 stapled to the bag containing his prescription, he asked the pharmacist to double-check that there hadn’t been a mistake. “There wasn’t even a co-pay. That doesn’t make sense, does it? I need to get this sorted out. They’ll probably penalize me or something.” At press time, a skeptical Lasser was dialing the 800 number on the back of his insurance card to get to the bottom of what happened.

via Man Deeply Suspicious After Insurer Covers Prescription Without Hassle | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.


9 Things Introverts Do All The Time

Other introverts enjoy writing, which is why they send Mark Ruffalo three letters a day, except Wednesdays when they send him seven because that’s the day of the week he was born on.

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good day to go sailing..

Become the first person to ever own a t-shirt with a sailboat on it.

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Psychiatrist’s Notes

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Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day

 

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could this be the age of..

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Could This Be The Age Of The Internet?.

LOL @ The Onion, always.


elle-em-en-o-pee

10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet

L

L: Sheesh, somebody tell L that the ’80s are over.

m

m: Talk about ostentatious. Why not just add a third hump, Your Majesty?

k

K: This is fucking ridiculous.

via 10 Over-The-Top Letters From The Alphabet | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

 

What letter do YOU think needs to check itself?

WELL FUUUUHCK YOU, F!

WELL FUUUUHCK YOU, F!


a question every parent will face

At What Age Should You Talk To Your Kids?

Sunday Magazine • kids • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•13 • Mar 29, 2013

via At What Age Should You Talk To Your Kids?– the ONION

Perfect as always, Onion.